TIME FOR THE NEW DARRIAN SPORTS CORNER!
First coverage of the stretch run of the MLB (Major League Baseball) season. The team with the best record in the league the Yankees (96-63) will play the Toronto Blue Jays tonight at 7:05 Eastern time. After losing 7-1 to the Baltimore Orioles yesterday. The Yanks don't care about regular season games anymore and are sleeping until the playoffs begin.
Here is the news coming from the Detroit Tigers-They lost to the Blue Jays yesterday 8-6. Sean Casey had 2 homers to lead to the Tigers in the loss. Next they will face the worst team in baseball the Kansas City Royals tonight at 7:05 pm Eastern time.
That's all for the baseball report.

Time for a report on who is playing today in college football.
Tonight USF will play number 23 Rutgers tonight at 8 pm Eastern time on ESPN2. The match up will be interesting. We will see if my favorite of the two teams USF can give Rutgers their first defeat!

That's all for the first edition of Darrian's Sports corner! Keep it tuned to Dairy View and ESPN to keep up with sports news!
GO USF!

REVIEW OF JACKASS NUMBER 2!

Time to review JackAss Number 2.

This movie is good because it's hilariously funny and with there stupid antics and stunts. You could have gotten so caught up with the movie that you could actually feel the pain. Also some of the parts were so gross that I had to cover my eyes during the movie. It was bad that most of the blood looked fake and.

Jason "Wee Man" Acuna-Was funny and wasn't in enough pranks and should have been in more.
Ryan Dunn wasn't that great because he didn't have as huge a role as "Wee Man" had.
Dave England-Was a good screamer and his stunts were creative.
Johnny Knoxville-Was abusively was the leader in the movie and did hard stunts.
Preston Lacy-Should have been doing skateboard stunts which would have made it a lot more funny. He and "Wee Man" are a wonderful team.
Bam Margera-Was doing all the disgusting stunts and I really like the stunt with the cobra it was hilarious!
Chris Pontius-Was funny when he drank horse fluids and his laugh is funny.
Steve-O-Who has done a lot of gross things in this movie with his own body like when drank beer with his butt.

My grade for this movie is an: A!

Make sure you send me an email at fortdairycomedy@yahoo.com if you have a movie for us to review!

Our next review will be on School For Scoundrel's!
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REVIEW OF CHINGY'S "HOODSTAR!"

Time to review Chingy's new album hoodstar!

Inrto-It's fast and a good way to start out a new album!

Hands Up-This will stick will stick in your head and make you wanna dance.

Club getiin crowed featuring Three 6 Mafia-Its a good club song and Chingy was rappin fast like Busta Rhymes.

Nike Aurr's and Cruspy Tee's-A song that belongs on the radio and shows the Aurr force one's will never die!

Bounce that-I like the beat and a song that makes you wanna bounce!

Cadillac door-It was a slow R&B song that communicates with hurricane Katrina victims.

Dem jeans-It was cursing a lot but definetly was Chingy-like.
Pullin me back featuring Tyrese-The first hit of the album! A love song and it shows what Chingy has to go through.
U a freak-I like the fact that they use bongos and it's catchy.
Brand new kicks featuring Mannie fresh-I like the beat and it was really exciting.
Ass N da aurr-I think it was a song that all guys should download!
Let me luv u-I like that it had a little techno vibe to it.
Let's ride-It sounded like it should have been on you got served!

My grade for this album is:-A

That's it for this review! Remember to keep it tuned to Dairy View!
KEEP ON MAKING MUSIC CHANGY!

REVIEW OF FERGIE'S ALBUM "THE DUTCHESS!"

Time to review Fergie's first solo album "The Dutchess."

Fergalicious-It was a long song with a mix of old school rap and dance music.
Clumsy-Was good and a blast from the past with a techno beat.
All that I got-Is a good breakup song and a song to slow dance to.
London Brige-The first hit off the album. It's fast paced and a great song to get up and dance to.
Pedestal-Sounds a lot like Pink and is a slow song you can still dance to.
Voodoo Doll-It's sort of like a Michael Jackson song, but I really like the way different instruments complemented each other.
Glamorous featuring Ludacris-This song is a song every girl should have on their ipod because it's about girly things and girls are glamorous.
A remake of here I come-It was another blast from the past but with a pinch of the 21st century.
Velvet-It's a slow song with a hint of jazz that is good.
Big girls don't cry-A slow song that might help you get over something.
Mary Jane shoes-Is good and I like the fast tempo and it uses both reggae and rap.
Losing my ground-I think it was kind of sad and had good emotion in it.
Finally-The last song on the album. I think she put a lot of time and effort into this song. This is a song that really sets the mood.

If you are a guy you would give this album a C, but a girl would say A.

That's all for the first music review! Stay tuned for a review of Chingy's new album tomorrow!
GOOD JOB FERGIE!

NOW WE ARE GOING TO COVER MUSIC! Now on Dairy View we will cover music! Keep it tuned to Dairy View! MUSIC VOERAGE COMING SOON!

PREVIEW FOR JACKASS NUMBER TWO AND EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH OUT! Today the preview of Jackass Number Two is out on audio. This is a good preview and also one for Employee Of The Month is here! LISTEN TO THE PREVIEWS!

MOVIE REVIEW FOR THE COVENANT!

The Covenant is a great movie. If you like movies about witches and super powers then this movie is a definitely a must see!

This movie is about five young boys who are in a clan called Ipswich.It was a secret clan to protect the five families that legend has it have universal powers. But the fifth member of the family, is said to be killed of in a Salem witch hunt. Now the fifth member is back to seek revenge on them all at the Spenser Academy.

First what was good in this movie was that you wanted to stay in your seat and not miss a single second. The music was energetic and followed the tone of the movie. I know the girls would enjoy this movie because their was a dose of romance to complement the action. One last good thing was how realistic the character Caleb's father's makeup looked. Now to what was bad. The special affects on the scene where they jumped the cliff were bad. If you saw that you would say, "wow I thought that the Matrix ended." This movie may confuse you because it goes back in fourth with the past and present. It was a Pirates of the Caribbean ending which leaves you wondering a lot. The bad part was it was not as frightening as it looked on the previews and trailers.

First Steven Strait who played as Caleb Danvers was a good actor. Although he didn't seem to have enough excitement in the film. Next, Toby Hemingway who played Reid Garwin was an actor that was good at playing a real bad ass. He played the action scenes well, but he could have been stronger in the other parts. Now, Taylor Kitsch who was Pogue Parry, a terrific actor. Especially when he finds out that Chase (the fifth member of the group) puts a spell on his girlfriend. Chace Crawford played as Tyler Sims, he was horrible. He was too much of an introvert for the role. He never stood out at all. Laura Ramsey played Sarah Wenham. She was spectacular and showed a side of emotions. Also she had a scantily sexy side in this movie. Jessica Lucas played Kate Tunney. She was marvelous, and the one side of diversity in the movie. She was good at being mad at Poke. He was mad that she was hanging around with Chase. Last is Sebastian Stan who played as Chase Collins. He was the killer of the group who was good at being bad and mystical. Even though he was a bad guy he added a twinkle of comedy to this movie.

That's all for this review. Stay tuned for previews and reviews of other movies. Also more Dairy World News show to come!

GO SEE THE COVENANT! GO TO WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THECOVENANT!

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